A few days ago, I was with my girlfriend in the Airport. She was standing at this little shelf filling out a customs declaration form for all the stuff she was taking back across the border with her. I was just standing beside her with my arm around her, waiting for her to finish.
Then, this strange lady comes by, pulling one of those suitcases on wheels type things. She reaches into her pocket and says "Here you go sir, you might find this useful", hands me this card, and walks away.
Apparently, I look like a sinner. Fortunately, now my soul is saved. Burn in hell, suckers!
