Totally Lame Picture Site!!

Surgeon General's Warning: The content on this site has been determined to be a leading cause of headache and nausea, and to be totally lame.

Another game from the people that brought us Fluxx, this game is called Chrononauts. It's a time travellin game! And anyone who knows me knows that I do love me some Time Travel!

The idea of the game is that the timeline as we know it is wrong. Time travellers have messed with it and changed events to get it to be this way. You play one of 13 different time travellers whose mission is to manipulate world events in order to put the world back to the way it SHOULD be, so that you can go home. If you restore the timeline properly, then YOU WIN!

Along the way, people want you to collect various rare items as you travel through time. If you can collect all three items, then YOU WIN!.

Every time someone changes the timeline, they create a paradox. Paradoxes must be patched in order to repair the timeline. Every time you patch a paradox, you get to draw an extra card into your hand. If you manage to have 10 cards in your hand, then YOU WIN!.

Every change to the timeline causes one or more paradoxes. If there are ever 13 or more paradoxes, then EVERYONE LOSES!.

  1. The Timeline
  2. Normal Timeline
  3. Paradoxed!
  4. Patched!
  5. Who are you?
  6. Missions and Artifacts
  7. Inverters and Patches
  8. Warps and Actions

Main Nurdz Site


Moi et Mon Amour
Wedding Pictures

Chelsea Condo

Floor Plan
Original State
The Painting
Flooring Installation
Moving In


Crib Wars
Puerto Rico
Misc Games

Cooking Adventures

Rice Cooking Adventure
Oriental Salad Adventure
Whoopass Dessert Adventure
Sushi Adventure
Cheesy Potato Adventure
Gnocchi Experiment
The Tonkatsu Adventure
Adventures of the Pork Dumpling Gang
Magic Cookie Bar Adventure
The Hearty Beef and Vegetable Soup Experiment
The Crispy Apple Adventure
The Pancakes made of Potato Adventure
The Upside Down Pie Adventure
Lemon Bar Adventure
Popcorn (now with Caramel)


Niagra Falls Trip
Toronto Business Trip


Science World Adventure
A walk to.. err.. think about.. or something
The Nichole Sushi Outing


TT's Mii Adventure
The New Place
Foody Things
Other Stuff
R/C Stuff
The Geetar
The Martin Geetar
The New Car!
BIrthday Bash 08

This pathetically lame picture site, it's awful design, and all of the lame pictures on it, are the sole responsibility of me, Poindexter. The relation of any images on this site to actual people, places or things, should be patently obvious. They're PICTURES. Duh.