Due to the miracle of time lapse photography, we see this, the finished product. Everything has been thoroughly mixed together, saturated with the dressing, softened and/or flavoured as neccesary. And the ingredients shrunk a tad bit, making the bowl be not overflowing. Though I would like to point out that it was more full than this, but someone brutally removed some of the salad prior to my arrival to take this picture.
The suspect is still at large. If you have any clues relating to this or any other crime, please call CrimeStoppers. Your call is confidental and your identity will never be revealed. Until you go to court to squeal on the dirty criminal who you are helping to put away.
Anyway, the salad is now done. It's quite, quite good. And there's a whole hell of a lot of it. I'll fix that.