So, here is a picture of the "American" falls. Not many people know (or care)
that Niagra Falls is actually two distinct waterfalls. One's on the Canadian
side (due to a really wacky border, I'm sure), and one is on the American
side.
These are also called the bridal falls. So called because it is customary for
newlywed women, upon discovering that their new husbands are terrible lovers,
to throw themselves over these falls. HAHA. I bet you thought that was the
truth. Well some of it was.
Things you can do at these American falls is put on a rain slicker and actually
walk THROUGH CAVES that may or may not have been formed by this rather lame
waterfall. They have men with buckets throwing water so you don't feel too
gyped.
By the way, this picture is taken from the top of the Skylon Tower.
P.S. Any inference in this little story that American men make lousy lovers is
purely coincidental and completely unintentional.
