Here, the narrative diverges a bit. On the first trip to Toronto, the next
couple of days were taken up with various wedding related things. You know,
the old "pretend to get married, so we all know how it works" followed by
the "actually get married, and still mess something up anyway." On the second
trip, the second day we headed off to Niagra, the first day having been
wandering around the city for an afternoon because of a late-ish flight.
So, here it is early in the morning, and we're in a car, headed off to Niagra
Falls, for two weeks of all the touristing we could handle.