First, you must begin the 13 hour task to construct a soup using your CrockPot slower cooker apparatus by the ritualistic peeling of the potato. This is a great way to work out agressions, as you can pretend that instead of peeling a potato, you are peeling the heads of your enemies! Once the peeling is complete, and you have been purged, and wiped away your tears, and contacted your therapist to tell him (or her!) that you've made a breakthrough, you're almost done!
With the preparation of the potatoes. Finish the job by whacking at them with a knife until they're in cube type shapes.
"TAKE THAT STEVE! MUAHAHAHA!"
