Here is a picture of the stairs that lead down from the ground level, to my ground level entrance. As you may notice, this picture was actually taken when my friends had already bought the place. You can tell this because it is now sunny, instead of rainy. Proof that the change of ownership had officially taken place.
You can't tell, but to the left of the stairs, blocked by all the plants and landings, is a 3 level waterfall that terminates in a Koi pond, with actual live Koi in it!
The house itself is 3 levels, and I have the bottom one. So of course the very bottom is where I live. That's a ton of stairs. I tried counting them once but I had to stop because I was running out of breath for the actual climbing.